Polygamy Illogic Strikes Again

In his nationally syndicated column of March 17, Charles Krauthammer uses the HBO series "Big Love" (about a modern-day polygamist family in Utah) as a springboard to telling gay-rights advocates "I told you so."

Krauthammer writes:

In an essay 10 years ago, I pointed out that it is utterly logical for polygamy rights to follow gay rights. After all, if traditional marriage is defined as the union of (1) two people of (2) opposite gender, and if, as advocates of gay marriage insist, the gender requirement is nothing but prejudice, exclusion and an arbitrary denial of one's autonomous choices in love, then the first requirement-the number restriction (two and only two)-is a similarly arbitrary, discriminatory and indefensible denial of individual choice.

This is what we philosophy professors call a "non-sequitur," which is a very fancy way of saying that the conclusion doesn't follow, which is a moderately fancy way of saying "Not!"

To see why, suppose I were to define marriage as the union of (1) two people of (2) opposite gender of (3) the landowning upper class. And suppose you were to argue (correctly) that the third requirement is arbitrary. It would not follow that either of the other two requirements is similarly arbitrary. The moral of the story: each element of the legal definition of marriage must be judged on its own merits.

That fact hasn't stopped otherwise intelligent people-including Krauthammer-from invoking the slippery-slope argument from gay marriage to polygamous marriage. If you advocate any change to our understanding of marriage, they warn, then there's no principled reason for barring any other change.

This is nonsense of the first order. What's worse, it's old nonsense. The same argument has been trotted out every time the legal parameters of marriage have been changed: for example, when married women were finally allowed to own property, or when the ban on interracial marriage was lifted. Make any change, and soon the sky will fall.

Of course, the fact that the old arguments were needlessly panicky doesn't entail that the current one is. After all, each change should be evaluated on its own merits.

Precisely. (Now write it down and memorize it, please. It's going to be on the test.)

The trouble with the slippery-slope argument from gay marriage to polygamy is that it's a nice sound-bite argument that doesn't lend itself to a nice sound-bite response. "Show us why polygamy is wrong," our opponents insist, as if that's easy to do in 20 words or less. (Try it sometime.)

But here's a little secret: they can't do it either, because their favorite arguments against same-sex marriage are useless against polygamy. "It changes the very definition of marriage!" (No: marriage historically has been polygamous more often than monogamous.) "The Bible condemns it!" (Really? Ever heard of King Solomon?) "It's not open to procreation!" (Watch "Big Love" and get back to me.)

If there's a good argument against polygamy, it's likely to be a fairly complex public-policy argument having to do with marriage patterns, sexism, economics, and the like. Such arguments are as available to gay-marriage advocates as to gay-marriage opponents. So when gay-rights opponents ask me to explain why polygamy is wrong, I say to them, "You first."

Krauthammer seems to assume that those who advocate any change in the current marriage rules have a burden of proof to explain why we shouldn't make any other possible change. But this requirement is clearly too strong. One might just as well argue that those who advocate allowing men in dining rooms without neckties have a burden to explain why they must nevertheless wear pants, or that those who advocate banning abortion have a burden to explain why we shouldn't also ban contraception, interracial dating, and dancing (why not?).

While most of us would love to see our opponents spin their wheels on issues unrelated to the dispute at hand, such diversionary tactics hardly advance a debate.

But heck: what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander. Many of our opponents (including Krauthammer) have lamented the high rates of divorce in this country, and some have advocated the tightening of divorce laws and even the elimination of "no fault" divorce. Next time they do this, let's ask them: why not ban interracial marriage? Why not prohibit married women from owning property? After all, those who advocate any change in the current marriage rules have a burden of proof to explain why we shouldn't make any other possible change in those rules-don't they? Don't they?

Don't hold your breath for a response.

Yes, I Know About ‘South Park.’

This has been all over the blogosphere for weeks, but for those who just refuse to read any blog but CultureWatch, you can view the now-infamous South Park "Trapped in the Closet" episode, pulled from the re-run schedule by Comedy Central, here.

The AP reported:

The episode in question, "Trapped in the Closet," shows Scientology leaders hailing Stan, a child on the show, as a saviour. A cartoon Cruise locks himself in a closet and won't come out. John Travolta, another Scientologist, enters the closet to try and bring him out.

The repeated tag line: "Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet."

Hecklerspray sums up what those "in the know" have been alleging:

Comedy Central pulled the plug on a repeat of "Trapped In The Closet," leading to whispers that Tom Cruise himself ordered the removal of the episode, or he'd cancel all promotion for Mission: Impossible III. Paramount, the Mission: Impossible III studio, and Comedy Central are both owned by Viacom.

Issac Hayes, who voiced "chef," also resigned, calling the episode offensive (Hayes is himself a Scientologist and purportedly got pressure from the "Church" to disassociate himself from the show.)

The larger picture (via LA Times columnist Bridgette Johnson):

The Chef-Cruise-Scientology kerfuffle comes off the heels of worldwide protests of Muhammad cartoons and the assertion by demonstrators that freedom of speech does not mean being allowed to offend, or even that freedom of speech should not be completely extended in society because it can offend.

It's the meeting point between leftwing political correctness and rightwing fundamentalism (Muslim, Christian and Scientology versions), with more than a dollop of Hollywood hypocrisy and homophobia thrown in to boot.

Update: Tim Hulsey points us to this Fox News report that says:

Hayes, like Katie Holmes, is constantly monitored by a Scientologist representative.... [Friends say] Hayes did not issue any statements on his own about South Park. They are mystified.....That certainly begs the question of who issued the statement that Hayes was quitting South Park.

Who, indeed.

The ‘Queer’ Dystopia.

The leftwing Radical History Review shines a light on just how far out of the mainstream some "queer theorists" and activists are. The RHR, in calling for papers for a "Queer Futures" issue, notes that:

[F]ilms featuring gay characters and themes are celebrated by mainstream audiences...; "gay marriage" has emerged as the central civil rights cause for powerful organizations like the Human Rights Campaign; urban activists and civic boosters promote "gay business districts" as a means for achieving visibility and equality; and multibillion-dollar markets targeting gay and lesbian tourist dollars are booming

Sounds pretty good, right? Wrong:

[P]rominent lesbian and gay rights organizations increasingly embrace agendas that vie for acceptance within contemporary economic and political systems, thereby abandoning their earlier commitments to economic redistribution and protecting sexual freedoms. This shift has made strange bedfellows out of lesbian and gay rights organizations and social conservatives: both endorse normative and family-oriented formations associated with domestic partnership, adoption, and gender-normative social roles; both tend to marginalize those who challenge serial monogamy and those-including transgender, bisexual, pansexual, and intersex constituencies-who feel oppressed by a binary gender or sex system.

And on it goes, concluding that such strategies "threaten to erase the historic alliance between radical politics and lesbian and gay politics."

It's actually hard to envision what the radical queer left wants other than ripping apart society and all its norms, including property rights and any remnants of sexual inhibition/self-discipline, to be replaced by a redistributionist order that must be both infantile and totalitarian in nature.

An Increasingly Untenable Policy Unlikely To Be Changed Anytime Soon.

"Don't Ask, Don't Tell," a policy based on animus toward gays, is losing support in the military if not in Washington, the Boston Globe reports:

A growing body of evidence that attitudes have changed within the ranks. A recent study by the Naval Postgraduate School found that a majority of military personnel felt comfortable around openly gay colleagues....

Overall, the number of soldiers facing discharge under the policy has dropped steadily-from 1,273 in 2001 to 906 in 2002 and 787 in 2003, the most recent year available....

[L]awyers who represent [gay] soldiers...attributed the change both to a growing acceptance of gays within the ranks and to the military's need to keep more highly trained soldiers in the Iraq War.

But the Democrats won't make an issue of the ban, and Republicans will use their support of it as another way to energize the "base."

DADT, in fact, is one more example of how both parties use hot-button emotional appeals to the easily frightened and poorly informed (i.e., blocking Social Security reform and opposing freer trade on the left, blocking immigration reform and trying to amend the consitution to ban gay marriage on the right) to keep their respective bases crazy-angry at all times.

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Polygamy in the Spotlight.

Andrew Sullivan spells out why same-sex marriage is not a "slippery slope" to polygamy:

I believe that someone's sexual orientation is a deeper issue than the number of people they want to express that orientation with. Polygamy is a choice, in other words; homosexuality isn't. The proof of this can be seen in the fact that straight people and gay people can equally choose polyandry or polygamy or polyamory, or whatever you want to call it. But no polygamist or heterosexual can choose to be gay. If you're not, you're not

The polygamy threat is increasingly being used as a cudgel against gay marriage, and the premiere of HBO's "Big Love," about a polygamous suburban household with "Desperate Housewives" kinds of issues, may cause the rhetoric to get even hotter. I found the new series well-produced and interesting, but (compared with some hard-hitting documentaries I've seen) a sanitized view of what polygamy is really about-which is typically not good for the wives and children.

No Convincing the Committed.

An interesting column, suggesting that attempts at persuading partisans who are committed to their beliefs is largely useless. Only political independents who haven't invested emotionally in a stance, one way or the other, are largely reachable. So attempting "to point out contradictions, dishonesty and hogwash in politics and rhetoric [is] probably a waste of time."

I'd say this rings true for the most part. Logic is largely irrelevant in most political arguments, and completely futile with ideologues on either the left or the right. It's all about my team and your team-a point David Boaz makes here.

More. I can attest to the prevalence of this nonthinking. Whenever I argue why I believe an aspect of the predominant gay movement strategy is wrong-headed and counter-productive, the comments pour in accusing me of working against the home team or aiding the other side by fostering disunity-some even suggest I couldn't possibly be gay (I'm a front!).

Beware of ideologues, for they have shut their critical minds down for the sake of fealty to this or that "community."

What’s Driving Ford?

Ford Motor Co. has upped its advertising in gay publications-and its donations to gay groups-and is again the target of a boycott by the Christian right's American Family Association.

Right Side of the Rainbow cheers Ford, as I do regarding non-biased ad strategy. If Ford thinks advertising in gay publications will sell more cars and trucks, that's all that should matter.

But should corporations donate to groups advocating a political agenda? I guess if it fits into an overall strategy to increase shareholder value via the gay market. But The Truth About Cars website argues that "Surely the company should take a politically neutral line in ALL its charitable contributions, restricting their largesse to apolitical organizations" rather than weighing into contentious political struggles.

Ford, the above website reports, has made large cash contributions to groups including the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force. If I were a straight Republican, I don't know that I'd want my car-buying dollars to support groups that almost exclusively support very left-liberal Democrats and take political positions I don't agree with. Heck, I'm gay and NGLTF's political positions on non-gay issues (and some gay issues!) deeply offend me.

So in general, I don't see the rationale for corporations to get involved in social-issue politics. And yes, I'm aware that corporate money also goes to Republican candidates and causes. But usually this is more directly connected with business aims (i.e., perpetuating corporate subsidies). I think that's wrong, too, although congressional politics today seems largely driven by who stuffs the most dollars into which politicians deep pockets.

Insecurity.

The White House tweaks regulations about security clearances for gays. As the AP story reports:

The Bush administration said security clearances cannot be denied "solely on the basis of the sexual orientation of the individual." But it removed language saying sexual orientation "may not be used as a basis for or a disqualifying factor in determining a person's eligibility for a security clearance."

So apparently, under the old language sexual orientation wasn't to be taken into account; now it can be a factor (i.e., if it might make someone more susceptible to blackmail). Gay groups and leftwing blogs are up in arms. But others say this was always the case anyway, in practice. Yet, why then make the change (the left says to placate the religious right, which may or may not have anything to do with it). I'd want to know more about this-from an objective source.

More. Apparently, none of the anti-gay groups and sites are making any hay over this. Make of that what you will.