What if.
What if, posed John Tierney in a New York Times op-ed, what if
the red states and blue states were divided into different
countries? What if the Confederacy had won the Civil War and been
allowed to secede?
"Northern liberals wouldn't be ranting at George W. Bush and Pat
Robertson," Tierney wrote. "They wouldn't be frantically trying to
find a candidate who appealed to the Bible Belt."
He continued, "Southern conservatives wouldn't have to fight for
moral values against Godless Yankees. �Politics in both countries
might be less partisan, even civil."
Imagine that world. We could leave that counterfactual
Confederacy to battle Mexican immigration and impose fascist
Christian rule. The North would have more equality and thus a
richer culture.
Let's ignore the small inconvenient fact that red states stretch
up to the northern border in the Great Plains and mountain states
and imagine that a Civil War the United States lost would be a
Civil War that divided us nicely in half, with the blue liberals on
top and the red conservatives swimming along beneath.
Our more liberal United States would have stopped fighting over
abortion years ago. It would be a non-issue now. We'd teach science
in schools without ever having to explain why we weren't also
teaching creationism; we'd have socialized health care like our
neighbor to the north; we'd have had a woman president.
Plus all those benefits for gays and lesbians. Gay marriage
would now be a given, and we would be serving openly in the
military. There would be gay equality everywhere. It would be like
living in Canada.
But here's the thing.
Canada's not the paradise it seems.
Last week, for example, thousands of Christians descended on
Ottawa to pray for the overturning of the country's gay marriage
law. Seems like something that would happen in the South, doesn't
it?
Then I started thinking about trouble areas.
Illinois went easily to John Kerry. We're blue. Lincoln made his
home here, for heaven's sake-we'd be the proudest of the Northern
United States. Yet in Springfield, our capital, the Episcopal
bishop recently signaled strong distaste for the church's new
presiding bishop because she's in favor of blessing same-sex
marriages.
And it's well known that southern Illinois might as well be
Tennessee.
And those Southern states? They're not all as anti-gay as we
imagine. A federal court recently ruled that a gay-straight
alliance must be allowed to meet in Gainesville, Ga. The Supreme
Court in Arkansas affirmed that there must be no ban on gay foster
parents. The University of Louisville, in red Kentucky, voted to
offer domestic partner benefits. The Tennessee Supreme Court
challenged a proposed ban on same-sex marriage.
Let's take a look at our blue states, shall we?
A Rochester, N.Y., judge ruled that a transgender man couldn't
change his name from Sarah to Evan. Connecticut's legislature said
no to same-sex marriage, because residents already had watered-down
civil unions. Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger vetoed a bill giving
California same-sex marriage last year. The Massachusetts
legislature took up a gay marriage ban.
And New York ruled that gays and lesbians didn't deserve
marriage because-and this is the strangest thing I've ever
heard-their unions are too stable.
The lesson?
Life for liberals-and gays and lesbians-wouldn't in fact be
easier if America had no red states, because America isn't so
easily divided between red and blue, conservative and liberal,
Christian and secular, homophobic and gay-friendly.
Instead, we are a patchwork of local feeling, with blue
municipalities tucked within red counties hidden in states that are
more purple than primary-colored.
Gays and lesbians are in a battle for equality. To win any sort
of battle, you need first to see the enemy truly. So let's dismiss
the myth that blue states are good and red states are bad-or that
red and blue states even exist as solid entities.
If the South had seceded, the North would have the same troubled
mix of conservatives and liberals it does today, as would the
Confederacy. Red and blue is an easy shorthand, but it's a false
one. We are not a divided country. We are families struggling over
issues that are important to us; we are individuals trying to get
our communities to see things our way.
There is no magic bullet-not now, not in a counterfactual world
where the North lost the Civil War.
There is no what if.
There is only what now?