Originally appeared as two columns in The Weekly News
(Miami).
GAY AMERICANS OF THE BEARISH PERSUASION have a new heartthrob -
Richard, of the number 1 prime-time ratings leader
Survivor. The show, airing from 8-9 pm Wednesdays on CBS,
concerns a gaggle of disparate Americans transported to a South
Seas island - male, female, black, white, urban, rural - and one
gay guy, Richard. You know the shtick: they fend for themselves,
but also have to engage in orchestrated contests of skill and/or
endurance. At the end of each show, someones voted off in a hokey
tribal council. As summer ends, the sole survivor will win a
million bucks.
Writing about Survivor is tricky, because at least one
other show will have aired by the time anyone reads this, and who
knows what will be revealed. Still, it's worth noting that
Survivor is as big a breakthrough as Ellen or
Will and Grace - maybe bigger. And the reason is Richard
Hatch (although the media refers to all the ersatz castaways on a
first name basis). He's big, hairy, and usually shirtless. Which is
to say, he's a bear-lovers' dreamboat. A 39-year-old corporate
trainer, on the island he's the chief spear fisherman, which puts
him several levels above some of the more obvious slackers. He's
also a prime mover behind what has been a successful alliance with
Rudy, Susan, and Kelly, who have been deciding in secret to pool
their votes each week on one targeted victim, helping to ensure
that they'll still be safe, for at least one more week.
This strategy has earned Richard some enemies back here in the
real world. Writing in Entertainment Weekly, openly gay critic Mark
Harris ripped him to shreds in a column titled "American Schemer."
Harris, whose own photo is totally unbearish, called our man Rich a
"conniving, manipulative, smarmy, fork-tongued...evil lizard-face,
portly gay corporate trainer Machiavellian superstar," and that was
just for starters. Comparing him to J.R. Ewing, Harris finally
admits that Rich is "utterly mesmerizing."
So Rich flirted with Greg (the straight Ivy Leaguer, who also
seemed to be flirting with him) and then voted Greg off while
singing under his breath, "Good night, sweetheart, it's time to
go...." The fact is, it's a game, fella, and strategy rules.
Self-reliant, super-competent Gretchen, voted off a few weeks back,
may very well have had the best physical survival skills, but she
disdained the idea of sullying herself in an alliance, which she
dismissed as nothing but "back stabbing" by "devious rivals."
Corporate trainer Rich knows better. This show is all about
manipulative relationships and making them work to your
advantage.
It's not Gilligan's Island, and it's not summer camp.
And while some lefty critics look at Rich's corporate background
and paint him as a deceitful exemplar of free-market capitalism
(again, the J.R. factor), they miss the point. This is not a
"community," it's a contest. After all, no one's planning on
sharing the million-dollar booty. Paranoia is the name of the game,
and if you can't stand the heat, this island's not for you. As of
this writing, several of the others have figured this out and are
belatedly trying to put together alliances of their own, including
one group of women (who may be trying to lure Kelly to their
cause). Stay tuned.
EW's Harris says Rich has "single-handedly eradicated every
antigay stereotype of the 20th century (he's not limp-wristed,
incompetent...cowardly or effeminate)," but then complains he's
"replaced them with every antigay stereotype of the 19th century:
Duplicitous, secretive, allying himself with neither gender ...
obsessed with bending others to his will...." On the magazine's
website, one posting laments, "I wish Richard's being gay wasn't so
much on the forefront." Someone else labels him Richard "Vader."
Give me a break. Rich knows it's a big game show, and he knows how
to play it. I doubt he'll win, but it's great watching him try.
Now, back to something more serious. Sometimes you can't see the
forest for the trees. And in all the yammering about whether
Richard is a brilliant schemer or a "fat yutz" (as the New York
Post put it), the fact that the show is a gargantuan mega hit, and
that Rich is, in fact, this season's J.R. Ewing, is downright
revolutionary. This is the show that everyone talks about around
the water fountain. I'd wager that high school kids are hip to it
as well. And it's star player (at least as of this writing) is the
gay guy.
There's a cultural paradox here. The U.S. Army has been
advertising on Survivor, although openly gay people like
Rich are barred from the armed forces. Yet if popular culture is a
bellwether, then we know that the entrenched forces of
intransigence, be they the U.S. military or Boy Scouts, can't hold
out against the tide.
Not that many years ago, after all, there were no gays and
lesbians on TV. None. Zero. Nada. Then the ice began to break. But
a gay relationship was enough to cause sponsors to flee ABCs
"Thirtysomething" a decade or so back. It all seems so quaint. From
Melrose Place to Dawson's Creek gays became part
of the contemporary video landscape. The producers are even
promising that next season you can expect Will to actually start
dating men in earnest, without Grace tagging along. Now that's
progress.
The following column ran after the show's
conclusion.
That the openly "gay guy" was the star and ultimate victor of
CBS's mega-popular Survivor - which everyone is calling
the '00s equivalent of Dallas - is a real breakthrough
that isn't being given enough attention beyond the entertainment
pages. The fact is, it just would not have been allowed to happen,
network TV-wise, even just a few years ago. Before MTV's Real
World made gays on reality TV shows OK for hip cable channels,
before Ellen stormed the broadcast networks' closet door,
and before Will & Grace was a ratings hit, Richard
Hatch, millionaire extraordinaire and self-described "fat naked
fag" would never have been considered for a high-profile network TV
contest. And if he nevertheless had found his way in, would a jury
of former co-contestants - including a hard-edged female trucker
and a retired Navy Seal - have voted to give him the loot?
So the times they are a'changin, once more. And having won - and
already appeared as the first openly gay person to do one of those
"Got Milk" liquid mustache ads - Rich is continuing to break
barriers. Just over a decade ago, when Greg Louganis won Olympic
gold, he was one of the few top medalists not to be asked to grace
a Wheaties box. Even Martina managed only a few, tennis-specific
product endorsement spots. Everyone knew why. But having done the
milk ad (I mean, how wholesome can you get?) and reportedly in
negotiations with leading mega-brands across the spectrum, it seems
such Madison Avenue discrimination may be consigned to history's
dustbin, where it always belonged.
Next up, now that he's actually won the Survivor $1
million jackpot and become a celebrity gay, we're going to have to
decide what to do with Richard. To some he's a hot bear whose
proved his mettle, and to others an "evil queen" (as he was
mercilessly characterized in a Washington Post sneer-fest). In any
case, he's now someone to reckon with, given the massive coverage
of his victory by the mainstream media. "Way to Go!: Many Gay Men
Inspired by Rich's Win," proclaimed the Philadelphia Daily News.
"Gays Hail Guy Who Shattered the Myth," declared the New York Post.
These and other stories point to the pride that gays - and gay men,
in particular - felt about one of their own coming out on top.
Richard (with whom America is now on a first-name basis, like
Cher) gets kudos for being out and proud. He was forthright about
being gay on the island, as he forged the now notorious "alliance"
with homophobic ex-Navy Seal Rudy and self-described "redneck"
trucker Sue, along with conflicted river guide Kelly.
And he doesn't shy from topic Q. Rich is at ease giving
interviews about how, growing up gay and overweight, "you could
either go inside and never admit who you are or you come out and be
comfortable with yourself." He says that while he's not dating
anyone, "my goal is to be in a committed relationship in the future
with the right man." He appears genuinely pleased by the support
he's gotten from the gay community.
One guy-on-the-street interviewee told the Philadelphia Daily
News, "People don't usually see depictions of gay people as
intelligent and powerful people, but we are like that. We've had to
overcome a lot of adversity in our lives. Rich winning
Survivor is a very positive thing for our community."
On the other hand, the Wall Street Journal has compared Richard
Hatch to Shakespeare's loathsome Richard III; the Style section of
the Washington Post characterized him as a representative "evil
queen" one day and a "scheming nudist" on another; while
Entertainment Weekly compared him disapprovingly with J.R. Ewing.
Even Michael Musto, a gay columnist at New York's liberal Village
Voice, called Rich's victory "a mixed blessing."
So, what do we really know about Richard? We've learned that the
39-year-old corporate trainer from Newport, R.I. is either a savvy
strategist or a wily manipulator; a clever bluffer or an outright
liar; a champion or a back-stabber; a loving parent of an adopted,
emotionally troubled young son or an abusively strict
disciplinarian who forces the overweight boy to join him in
pre-dawn jogs (to the consternation of local child welfare
authorities, who briefly removed the boy from his home but then
dismissed their charges); a guy who happens to be at ease with his
body or a shameless exhibitionist. See, we know plenty, don't
we?
And that's the problem. While those watching the finale at gay
bar Survivor parties seem to adore his moxie, the
"official" lesbigay activists aren't rushing to embrace him. And
why should they, you ask? Well, think of the battle against the
"don't ask, don't tell" (i.e., "lie and hide") military policy.
Rich not only is an army veteran who went to West Point (albeit
briefly), but he forged and led the Survivor alliance with
Rudy, who started out dismissive of "queers" and ending up
expressing affection for Rich "but not in a homosexual way." Which
proves you don't have to like homosexuals to serve with them - and
to share close quarters while doing so. Perhaps being gay isn't so
detrimental to unit cohesion after all.
But Rich isn't being touted as a gay posterboy. There's the
nudism, the dropped "abuse" charge and the widely noted
"arrogance." Much of the latter, I'd argue, is simple media
homophobia. A straight master strategist is a master strategist; a
gay master strategist is an "evil queen."
Rich, however, may yet become another accidental activist. After
all , there will be product endorsements, book deals, highly
publicized speaking engagements and sitcom cameos. Rich is hot. He
may be not be the lesbian and gay establishment's idea of a role
model, but he's likely to be someone to contend with for at least a
while longer than the next 15 seconds.
And that, in the end, is not a bad thing at all. As Rich told
the New York Post, when he was on the island and after, "there was
no pressure about my being gay." And he noted, "if I'm also the gay
me on TV, well, that's awesome." And it is.